Wii gets Eroge: Osouji Sentai Clean Keeper

Although I’ve not considered purchasing a 7th generation console, this will do a lot to change my mind. A big congratulations to Nitendo for being the first company to have a 7th generation console eroge announced!

When I first saw this on Visual Novels, I thought it was a dream come true. I immediately asked myself “what did I do in my entire life to deserve this?” and till now, I still feel that I do not deserve such a treat from Lupinus.

Oh my f**king god MOE OVERLOAD. (for those hu duno basic Japanese, she is musing to herself “eh he he…” very cutely I might add.)

The thing that turns me on the most is cute girls cleaning stuff up, and this game panders DIRECTLY TO THIS FETISH. I don’t know how the Japanese are able to do it, but they are capable of brainstorming and serving every single bloody fetish in this world. They are simply amazing, and have awe-strucked me with this release. I’m sure that you should have watched some Clean & Clear commercials before, and yes these are 3 dimensional girls. But 2 dimensional extremely moe girls probably work better.

Its actually quite a simple game featuring a school in heaven that has been invaded by some “filth devil” and you have to choose one moe loli to clean up the place. The reward to do so is of course, unlocking rather suggestive high quality CG scenes.

Why are 2D girls so cute?

Anyway there has been no trailer and not much info about this release as it was just announced (so I’ll just provide a bunch of CGs), but I kinda doubt that I can ship an eroge into Singapore easily though. If it gets translated into English and the MDA is really improving as the claim they are, I’ll be a very, very happy man.

Even though I can’t read the Kanji in Japanese, its obvious that this heroine is calling the main male protogonist of the game. Angry-moe is good.

A shot with the dirt monster thingies.

She’s cute when she’s worried, too.

Official Site: http://www.if-lupinus.com/clean/index.html